Slice Pizza Bakery

It was Gatlinburg in mid July, which means it's pizza time. Too bad my pizza was covered in ASHES! Only a matter of time before the carcinogens all over that pizza gives somebody cancer. They better clean that oven before it has a meltdown. Good sauce though, just covered by residue from a smoker's cough. They said they were the best in town but I'm not from Tennessee. I'm the PENNSYLVANIA PIZZA KING.