Stanga's Big Slice

This is an emergency pizza place. It was overpriced and from what I gathered the slices were frozen and reheated. It would be alright if you were starving, not the worst I’ve ever had but not even mid.

All hail Redneck Disneyland! It was big, it was floppy, it'll make a turd. I was hungry so I ate it.

$8 pepperoni slice.. tasted like it should have been no more than $1

Holy flop. Huge slice, meh.

All flop, all grease.

Fresh hot slice. Perfect for a quick bite walking down the main drag of shops.

Better than Blaze

Large Cheese Slice - $4.99 Fuck COVID! We’re here in Gatlinburg living this weather! 60 degrees and sunny. Too bad the first pizza place I’m trying sucks so bad I don’t know where to start. Cheese, sauce and crust just flat out was disgusting. Even left a nasty taste in my mouth. 2nd worst pizza I’ve ever tried!

3rd degree burns inside mouth, very cheesy not much sauce. Greasier than your mother’s hair. Great pizza if you’re hammered and need some drunk food.