Ok so this spot Pudgie’s, and also the one right next to it on the map that is called “Acorn Market”, is the same building. It’s a gas station. Almost every town around here has an Acorn that sells pizza. The plain slice was old as fuck and it was just sloppy as fuck so i didnt get it which does break the rules but rules were made to be broken. I was hungry as hell so i decided to get the philly steak slice because that pizza was more fresh. Well turns out, it was garbage too. Just like i knew it would be. I’ve eaten from these Acorn Markets, probably hundreds of slices. Not just probably, i know i’ve eaten hundreds of slices. And not one of them was ever over a 6.0 on their best day. Floppy old couch cushion spongey dough, sauce that tastes nothing like tomato, just a sugary, italian herb flavor and pastey consistancy. The cheese is probably the best part, and even thats terrible. 4.7 might be generous. Fox’s across the street is better but that sucks too. If you’re from the area, and you’ve eaten at every towns Fox’s and Acorn/Pudgies, yet you’ve ventured out of this culinary dead zone and had decent food, then you know better than to rate them a decent score. Also, 84 Reviews now, think that puts me around a tie for 20th most reviews on the leaderboard. I havent lost the drive people. Plenty more reviews coming. I’d like thank Jesus, my wife, the local pastor and town drunk Ray (same guy), and also my Godfather Jamie Ordiway of Andover New York. Love ya, Mean it.
