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Probably going a little high on this score but…too bad. It’s floppy and sloppy but it hit the spot when I needed it most. This pizza saved the day.

Reheated Sicilian slice. Very greasy. Very mediocre cheese and toppings. Crust is ok. Torn between 5.9 and 6.1, so…

Almost a deep dish looking. Vegan pizza! Firm, fluffy flaky, big piece. Very good!

Dual slice review. NY style was delicious but a little on the floppy/greasy side. Still makes for a great drunk pizza when you haven’t been doing so hot at the tables. That gets a 7.2. The slice you want to get here though is the Sicilian which was fantastic. That gets a 7.5.

Could have been in 7s if wasn’t so floppy. I needed a fork.

Pepperoni slice. A lot of flop way to greasy about what I expected

Better than most for Vegas. A bit on the greasy side, but that's to be expected from a pepperoni slice. Plain cheese slice just didn't look as good.

Ok, it is kind of crispy!

Very fluffy crust for a thin pizza. Sauce has good flavor. Overall decent slice.

I really enjoy the softness of the crust and the size, but the pizza itself doesn’t have enough sauce or cheese, still a solid slice.

Sauce was great! Square/ rectangle is the way to go over the much greasier circle pie. Crust on both was not too heavy. Cheese was fresh and pepperoni was crispy on both. Go square. Great value in an overpriced town of Vegas.

Solid

More flop than the entire NBA and greasier than Harvey Weinstein's dick.

Sign outside claiming to be the best in Vegas. Not even close to as good as frozen pizza

Garlic knot: 7.4

Lil bit of flop but overall it has a nice crisp on the crust .

I’ll keep the score where it is. Tons of flop on mine, but good 🍕

Sex... Not bad at all. No flop, nice crunch, good sauce. Looses points for the crust being too doughey. Solid.