Tio's

One bite, everybody knows the rules. A good Neapolitan style pizza with good flavors. No char on the undercarriage and a good bit of flop, barely any crisp. So, make sure you order it well done. Not terribly thick like most pizzas this style, which I was pleased to see.

Pizza so delectable it had me doing the cow shit shuffle. Just got done hiking and went in for a pie. Took a fat shit on my hike and didn’t have TP. I walked out of this store with a grilled cheese ass and a cheese pizza. Needless to say the pull of the cheese between the two was a tight competition. Had me so full of grease I did the shitty griddy all the way to the porcelain throne. Didn’t even wipe, just headed straight to the shower. Gut busted

Pizza and a Juul pod made me blow my wad

Floppy. Good dough since it's made inhouse. Sauce is mediocre. Have eaten many times dough satisfies pizza fix

Garbage pizza. I need to be wasted to enjoy this. Damn i miss nj/philly. Havent found a good pizza yet in NC