So I’m gonna be honest here. I would rather eat the remnants of an underground bum fight club, than pay $65.00 for two of these pizzas again. I would call a lunchables pizza a true pizza over this garbage any day of the week. The cheese on this pizza slides off faster than a dress on prom night. Or underwear on a date with bill cosby. There was enough grease on this pizza to supply all of the KFC’s in the Eastern Hemisphere with enough oil to feed a large African village. The crust was so burnt, that even Hitler wouldn’t eat it. Now I will say one good thing, the chicken wings were pretty good. But that doesn’t excuse the fact that Gordon Ramsey would have a fuckin field day at this place. If it weren’t for the chicken wings, the overall score for this place would be a flat 1.3, but I woke up today feeling generous.
