Tony's Pizzatown LLC

Super greasy & floppy. Hard to pick up without the cheese sliding off.

Great sauce, great cheese texture. Not a thin crust but it is crispy and holds together nicely. Only downside is the crust flavor is slightly bland.

Football pizza. Little flop. Decent undercarriage. Good crust. On the greasy side.

Crust was thinner than anorexic lindsay Lohan. Cheese was greasier than a back alley mechanic. Sauce was like a covid infested high school: no class. If I had to base my score on water stains on the 40 year old drop ceiling tiles, it would be a 10/10.

I taste improvement since my last review here two years ago. If I come back in 2022 (if the world isn’t gone by then) I’m hoping it’ll be above average!

Nothing special, nothing terrible.

Mediocrity at its finest. Nothing special here. Move along