Eye test- odd, what is this?
Execution-weak. All three components taste bad. Baking process is weak
Ratio- acceptable
Cheese- in the tomato pie it’s not clear what they want to accomplish. Fair amount of cheese types, and the taste is below average. Sour, odd taste. Way too much cheese for so called tomato pie, but appropriate for a football slice
Sauce- lame. Possibly too acidic, the taste is unusual. Well below average. Something is way off base.
Crust - no taste and no backbone. Edges are too crispy
Overall - really bad news
Bonus veggie- really lame. More fun ingredients yet tastes like nothing. Better baking execution, however. Score it 5.4
Plain tomato is the app score
Nielsen said, “It’s a noble cause to make great music.”
This is not great. Whether travel or neighborhood, neither is warranted. If this were a Philadelphia Phillie, it would be Wayne Twitchell.
However, perfect for Washington Commanders fans, who have happily disparaged Native Americans for the past 85 years