Slightly above average slice. There was nothing bad about it but, at the same time nothing really stood out. The crust was crunchy, good. The cheese and sauce were... meh... A little bland but, I would not say bad. Throw some crushed red pepper and a little pecorino Romano and kick it it up a notch.
shadymilkman5/3/19, 4:49 p.m.
One bite everyone knows the rules If you're from Long Island and even want to consider yourself at best AA in the pizza game you need to review Umberto's. This place is a fucking long island institution with ppl screaming from rafters about how this is the best square pizza in town.... Well I'm the fucking pro so I'm going to be the judge of that. We all know the rules the score is based on the round pie. It's the Batman of the pizza universe. If you can't love Batman you have no business in the game. Looking at this slice initially I wasn't impressed. It looked like the type of slice where they try and get fancy on me and put a bunch of bullshit in the sauce to satisfy the chefs culinary muscle.... Picking up this slice and giving the standard NY fold let out an audible crunch that could be heard all the way up in the cheap seats at Citi field. I knew this was going to be an adventure. QUALITY is the only way I can describe this Pizza. The sauce tastes like fucking tomatoes and nothing else. Pizza sauce should be tomatoes, olive oil and salt NOTHING ELSE. The sauce had the perfect amount of tang. It was the best pizza sauce I've had in a Family slice on Long island by far. The cheese had great oil and you can tell it was a skim Mozz. The crust was perfectly crisp if not alittle charred. This is pizza you fucking drive to and tell your friends about. That's a review!
patrickod1023/5/19, 6:44 p.m.
Thin, crispy crust with 0 flop. Great cheese to sauce ratio and overall great taste. Easily a 9.1.
bspage79/5/18, 12:49 a.m.
Real solid reliable slice. Great balance of ingredients. Nice balance of crunch/chewiness to the crust.
chrisanna.spage9/5/18, 12:47 a.m.
Umbertos Margherita slice. Good flop when held, good cheese and sauce combination. Crust is delicious. 🍕
chris.shanahan9/4/18, 4:05 p.m.
Car Review 1 1/2 for the kid here, this One Minute time limit is bullshit and you know it Dave. Pizza can not be put on the clock, pizza takes its time. Decent slice, love a place that has a town name of some sort in it, but its located in a different town. Umbertos of New Hyde Park, but its out in Stony Brook. Every Tuesday I’ll review a new slice out east on the Island, check the cookie reviews if ya dont know now you know. -mrshananagins #Viva
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josh.elkin8/29/18, 6:11 p.m.
The deep dish is fork and knife pizza if I've ever seen it...still solid