Uncle Louie's Pizza

There are some ridiculous artificially inflated scores bolstering the overall average into the 8s. While this pizza definitely isn’t that good, it’s not that bad either. This is a traditionally round football pizza, a family-friendly Friday night neighborhood pie. The dough is quite tasty, relatively crispy, with a firm undercarriage and exquisitely crunchy crust. The cheese is fairly standard, harboring a decent amount of grease, but very manageable. The sauce is somewhat sweet, very much “pizza flavored,” not overly prevalent but not a dry pie either. This is very straight forward pizza, nothing fancy, no frills, just Jersey football pizza you can set your watch to and eat every day. Reliably solid, the terrific texture matches the delicious taste. Unfortunately, the inflated rating gives a bit of false hope and places unfair expectations on a very good pizza pie, but certainly not travel-worthy.