Alright Frankie… first bite. I was weirded out. Couldn’t quite figure out why. We will start with the cheese. Not terrible, but almost reminded me of a garlic cheese bread type cheese blend. Not meant for pizza. Zero sauce to speak of. And the crust… oh the crust. That’s the weird part. I couldn’t quite figure out what made it so weird. It was rubbery. Then it clicked! Totinos Pizza Rolls. The pizza tasted like an unrolled pizza roll. Had that microwaved chewy crust feel. I’ve never ranked a pizza this low. So a little confused on how the scale works down here… I’ll lean a little nicer and go 4.1.
