In before Dave. **REAL GUINEA SHIT ALERT** This pizza SMACKS my ass with no remorse! My GAWD, this is that real Italian pizza pie shit you hear about. Get your ass over here and experience the greatness. Get Dave here ASAP. The dudes people the counter are straight up old time wise crackers, wise crackers, real fuckin’ made fellas. The pizza is a 9.5 because I need Dave to see this place and make an absolute banger classic because the old timer Italian guy is a gem and hilarious. He’s a large fellow though so if Dave doesn’t visit soon he may be gone so GET yer ass here Dave. 9.5 LOCK IT IN.