Via Ponte Pizzeria

Alright what do we got here! Old school bad pizza. Too much seasoning on the slices. Also had this grandma slice they are so friggin proud of and that was nothing to throw parade about either. Worst of all my friend Elroy is upset. He came with me, and he loves pizza. He says it’s the worse pizza he ever had. I don’t know about that, I think it’s better than the place next door L and R. But he wants to torch the place, he’s a little nuts, the guy rushed the pizza back to my house (almost killed 3 turkeys because he was doing 50 in 25) started yelling at me to “set up the plates” he is an intense pizza eater. Too intense at times. Pizza eating is about relaxation. Anyway Via Ponte 6.4 also the counter girl screwed them, she told 25 minute pick up, that’s ridiculous. To chalk it up it’s Mexican Pizza. If you order this when you boys are over watching a little afternoon baseball, well if you have friends like my friend Elroy, they’ll probably raid your fridge to cleanse their pallet. Elroy is a fancy French black man.