About Via Trenta Pizzoteca

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Bro! Let me start by saying that I have never waited so long in my damn life for a slice of pizza. I’m gonna try not to let that hinder my review but 45 minutes! 45 minutes! This is NYC! You must be out your damn mind thinking that somebody is going to wait that long for pizza. And to top it all off your across from Hudson yards, probably the largest construction site in the world!!! While I take a second to breathe and not go postal on this review I can tell you that the box said eat pizza make love. Make love? It would have to be a Fifty Shades of Grey session to make me calm enough to wait For pizza for 45 minutes in Manhattan. As for the pizza I got a personal margarita pie......I would never do this but the menu leaves you with no options.... it was only after that I noticed you could get a separate slice... it wouldn’t have mattered because they took just as long...... The pizza was very pedestrian.... nothing really stood out.... margaritas really have to impress me to stand out because they are all generally the same. What separates them is the sauce and the dough.... as for this sauce it was very bland... no flavor to really speak of, kinda watery... I felt like I was forcing myself to break up the lonely piece of basil to cover the slices.... the dough was the one semi bright spot if there was one... it had a nice Smokey flavor but was a little soggy in the middle.. the crust was very good... a nice crunch.. although a little doughy.... so that’s it.... ya get an ehhhhh for your pizza and a big FU for the wait.....I’d rather be making love not waitin for your pizza!
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