Victoria Pizzeria

Victoria Pizzeria classic old spot. It’s like walking into 1983 when you go inside and the square taste like 1966. Great squares. They are cheesy, good sweet sauce, a little on the heavier side. But that’s how I like my Siciliano Pizza. I liken it to biting into a brick. I hate a square that is cakish, this isn’t a fucking crumb cake, it’s a Sicilian Slice. Also the place is been around for 50 years, they know what they are fucking doing, ya understand? This pie could feed an entire fucking family, ya understand? This right here ya watching the playoffs, I got fat fucks over, order a square! Ya understand? And one more thing. To the hipsters on the other side of Brooklyn. Keep ya overrated, overpriced, Instagram pizza. You want real fucking Brooklyn Pizza, ya hit a place like this up. No fancy ricotta that looks like a wedding cake on it. No bottle cap pepperoni on it with hot honey. No mixing sauces. JUST GOOD OLD FASHION SICILIANO PIZZA. Ya understand? This all being said. It would had been in the 8s, if the middle was a little better.