Off the bat, I walk in and the dope behind the counter goes “whoa, you’re Dave Portnoy”. Granted I was wearing a Red Sox jacket. I’m 6’2, 225lbs. Portnoy is the size of my left leg, and I skip leg day. But I went with it, told him it’s not a big deal. I digress.
Opening the box, this thing is slop city. So much oil, if I put it in my hair even the WWE would tell me to cut it back a bit.
Flop? Good lord. You’d think this slice played professional soccer.
Zero crisp. Cheap cheese (if you didn’t get that from the amount I went on about the oil) sauce was ok. Honestly, would probably give this a 4.8 just fir the attempt. BUT WAIT THERES MORE. during the course of eating this slice, Probably 3-4 bites in, I located a dark black hair. Similar to the arm hair of the gentleman behind the counter. Now I can understand, shit happens. Which is why I’m merely deducting 2 whole points rather than outright ruining this business, due to my massively small following here. After all I did get in enough to make an assessment. And who know how much more hair I had already ingested. With that said, I’m going to go call some dinosaurs now.
