Village Maria Pizzeria

Okay Village Maria. This is delivery pizza. Like certain pies you eat inside the place, certain pies you eat in the car like fat fucks, this pie here delivery. Not gonna excite ya but not gonna disappoint ya. Load it up with some crush pepper or adobo if ya like. Or even get a little topping action on it. But yeah you ain’t walking away going this is the very best. And that’s okay not everything is a home run. But a good bloop hit could be just as clutch.

Alright Frankie, haven’t been here in twenty years and the inside completely changed. As for the pie, no flop, crisp crust, bland sauce and heavy on the cheese. Football pizza, Frankie.

Football style pizza

Pretty basic

Would never make it a point to stop here when I visit Staten Island. Nothing jumped out to me as special. Mediocre slice at best.

Very good slice. Crust was actually cooked perfectly and had great taste.