Village Pizza

Trash pizza made my trash people. Crust equals a wet cardboard. Sauce equals something my cat left in the litter box. Cheese is low quality rubber. And the troll pictured admitted he lives under a bridge. Worst. Pizza. In. Chicago. Avoid.

The crust is more airy and doughy than crispy and thin. Overall good basic pizza

Go across the street for semi better pizza

One bite everybody knows the rules, Listen this is a classic Thin crust you know like you used to get when you were a kid. Remind me hanging with Ma and pa at the fucking Pizza parlor. Nothing to write home about but it’s a solid Sunday football pizza if you’re fucking six beers deep

Would only eat if I was starving and there was nothing left on earth to eat

Pretty poor slice all around