Eye test - whatever
Ratio - for what it is, perfect
Execution - considering the non-existent taste, weak
Sauce - horrifically bland, no punch
Cheese - neutral taste, but when mixed with no taste sauce, it becomes problematic
Dough - thin, crunchy and tasteless
Vivaldi said, “Art is a reflection of every aspect of life.”
This is wildly overrated. This is not travel or neighborhood worthy.
Perfect for Mets fans after a day at the office, specifically, your attorney’s office, trying to spin your crime into less jail time.