Eye test- reasonable
Ratio- reasonable
Execution- hard pressed to find any special quality. It’s pizza
Sauce- can’t identify any unique or special quality
Cheese- somewhat overwhelming. Has a strong funk, which is ok if the sauce was sweet to balance, but ends up tasting like a sharp cheese bomb.
Dough- decent crisp, tastes like nothing
Other considerations- greasy, but at least not salty
George Michael said, “I’m not talented. But I care enough about music that I didn’t rely on looks or production to make good music. I put a lot of effort into making music that was really good.”
If this pizza was an album it certainly isn’t Faith.
Perfect for a birthday party for your cat, and only if she isn’t Italian.
