Pizza Review
Eye test- passable I guess, but barely Cheese- not special but pretty decent. Saves the slice from a lousy score. Taste is passable overall despite the profound lack of sauce. Sauce- lacking and nothing special Crust- doesn’t jump out, quite generic Overall- it tastes like pizza, whatever Ratio- poor, lacks sauce Execution- nothing special but adequate Additional comments- greasy Overall- don’t dare travel for this, neighborhood pizza only. I kept taking bites trying to like it and can’t find any positives. Certainly not outright bad, but not good either. Tastes like any slice anywhere that you would not bother to do again. RFK once said, “Excellence in America is in a sad state of affairs.” Excellence in pizza is likewise hard to come by. Ideal for Giants fans who have recently committed a crime and broken at least two of the Ten Commandments