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joepa21
If you're from the NJ/NY area, and a place outside of that area advertises that they're "New York Style", you already know that you're going to be disappointed. Cordavano Joe's is no exception. From the barely visible sauce, to the cheese that looks like melted plastic, to the weird crust that appears to be folded over on itself, this place would be out of business in less than a week in New York. That being said, it's surprisingly edible, in the way that Chuck E Cheese Pizza is oddly enjoyable, even though you're aware that it's garbage, and you know that you'll be on the toilet all night because you ate it. It's a resort pizza joint outside of Disney, so a captive audience with low expectations keeps it afloat but, c'mon man, how is it that it takes an hour for pizza no matter when you call, and they don't deliver if it's raining, in a place where it rains every fucking day? 20% off if you're a resort owner makes you feel a little better about making this poor decision.
