Wise Guys Pizzeria

A little bit greasy but still a good pizza

Cheesy. No flop. Good crust.

Very very greasy. Has an ok greasy taste but very floppy kind of soggy. No crunch. Won't knock your D*** off. So so at best. That's a review Frankie.

Friendly staff, and a clean restroom, a great place to stop in for lunch.

I really don’t want to hate this pizza, but I hate this pizza. I simply asked for a cheese pizza, going into this as neutral as possible, and I think that might have caught them off guard. Which sucks, because I like Wise Guys for their excellent reputation for craft beer. I could only assume their reputation for pizza might be as impressive. Unfortunately, this falls really short. This is just a rubbery cheesy mess. And it’s doughy as hell. Like really doughy. I think the only reason it hits a top is because it had a little bit of a crisp. It got worse as I kept trying to find something to enjoy. Just a bad version of bar pizza. Is there a specialty here? Is there something I missed? What a bummer. 2.5 Frankie.

Right off the bat, super stretchy cheese, but no rubbery texture. Simple good, cheese. Nothing special but still good. They have two types of crust here. "Victorian", which is a thick crust, and neopolitan, which is a thin crust. The Victorian is football pizza. A very familiar crust taste and texture. Nothing fancy but thankfully not terrible. I bought the Good fellas 5 cheese thin crust pizza. The cheese is excellent but that's kinda cheating cause it's 5 different cheeses. It's more fancy pizza but also greasy. The thin crust is not crunchy despite how it looks and has no flop. Overall it's good pizza. I would come here again.