Wiseguy Pizza

Much worse than it’s Chinatown cousin. Too much cheese. One slice tasted like cleaning supplies and I just stopped there

Great drunk pizza! Good sauce and crust!

A pretty solid pie. I enjoyed it. Tastes pretty good. Lot of flop though. If they crisped this thing up a little more it would be approaching 8s. I would come here if I lived nearby. Not driving 30 mins for it though.

Maybe a little low

Margarita Pizza

Good pizza paper straws give it a couple points down

Like the sauce and crust was good.

I think the community average is pretty spot on here. Dependable neighborhood pie, but nothing that you tell your grandkids about.

I see most people don’t agree but this is MY kind of pizza. Had a spot growing up and have been looking for that taste for 35 years. This is as close as I have found. Not for everyone but great for me!!

Decent "NY style" slice. The crust needs some work though.

Speciality pies are good the gold standard shows their colors it’s football pizza

Great sauce, tart. Good dough but needs another 90 secs in the oven. Too much cheese. Easy fixes.

No flop, firm but thin crust, great cheese, no sauce flavor really let me down but a solid slice. (Disclaimer - didn’t eat it right out of oven)

Sauce has a sweet taste to it. Overall very tasty.

Rookie score, I know but it’s an 8.0 with a capital Z. Better than the 7’s just barely good enough to be an 8. I was about 7 PBR’s deep but the shit was tasty. Very crunchy. Best slice I’ve found in DC thus far. I’ll be back.

Great cheese, great crisp, sauce left something to be desired. Overall, still a good slice! Grab some gelato while you’re here as well.