2 Bros Pizza

Got a cheese slice on a whim just to try it. I’ve heard so many stories about this place— “it’s the worst slice ever,” “I paid $2 too much for this dollar slice,” yadda yadda yadda. I walked in expecting a nightmare slice and a great story, so my disappointment was palpable when I finished one of the most “mid” slices I’ve ever had. The flavor was bland, the sauce tasted artificial, and the bread was, well, edible. But it wasn’t absolutely horrible— I was shocked. Imagine the taste and experience of eating Domino’s but on a slice that looks just a bit more like a local one… lo and behold, you have the 2. Bros slice. If you’re high, this might be the best slice ever. And, frankly, for $1.50, it’s really not that bad— even sober! I’d go again if I’m really strapped for cash, but there’s definitely better pizza out there (though, shockingly, there’s definitely worse pizza too).