94 Corner Cafe

Eye test- looks like a pile of junk Dough- soft like cotton balls. Tastes like Wonder Bread. Cheese- horrific. Clearly purchased from Austin Meehan Middle School in northeast Philadelphia. Taste is unusually terrible. Sauce- clearly out of a can. No homemade touch in any way. Ratio- too much dough and cheese. Execution- staggering. In a bad way. Mendelssohn said, “I can die happy if I touch one other human’s soul.” Unlike his violin concerto, this is no masterpiece. Avoid! Barely appropriate for Giants fans.