Eye test- looks like a pile of junk
Dough- soft like cotton balls. Tastes like Wonder Bread.
Cheese- horrific. Clearly purchased from Austin Meehan Middle School in northeast Philadelphia. Taste is unusually terrible.
Sauce- clearly out of a can. No homemade touch in any way.
Ratio- too much dough and cheese.
Execution- staggering. In a bad way.
Mendelssohn said, “I can die happy if I touch one other human’s soul.” Unlike his violin concerto, this is no masterpiece. Avoid! Barely appropriate for Giants fans.
