Pizza Review
Eye test- neutral Ratio- adequate Execution- adequate Cheese- neutral, unremarkable. No tang. Sauce- had some zing, no sweetness, whatever Dough- adequate crunch, no special taste Overall impression- a bore. Community is high on crack. Anyone could have made this. Noah said, “What’s a cubit?” It’s a form of measurement. I would measure this pizza the most possible generic score. I’m giving it a score without decimals to intentionally slight this nonsense. There is no scenario where this is travel worthy. Go to Brooklyn. The famous places in Manhattan stink.