Eye test- cute, seems inviting
Ratio- no complaints, all good
Execution- baking process is pretty good, a hair above average. Nice crunch
Cheese - as expected, completely neutral since it’s just mozz. That however, makes great dough and sauce an imperative
Dough - void of taste or pedigree. In fact, it tastes king of lousy on the dough only bite. Unfortunately, it’s bad news
Sauce - completely void of sweetness. Very acidic. I’m a sauce guy, was extremely hungry, and tossed this despite the heavy amount of sauce used. Acid bomb
There was no standard football available so forced to get margherita.
Gerry Mulligan said, “I want my audience leaving thinking how great the music was, not how great the musicians were.”
If this slice was a trio, it would be an eighth grade Journey tribute band
Perfect for Knick fan’s last meal, right before they cry themselves to sleep