Alright let me give you an honest review, as I always have. The other reviewers on here should get their pizza eating privileges taken away. This place is not good. Their pizza could not be more basic if they tried. There is zero flavor to this. Sure, I was forced to get a cheese slice because all they had in the warmer was an old sausage slice at 11:50AM. Prime hours. Place was not busy except for a couple moms corralling their screaming kids. Makes sense. This tastes like a kids pizza. Just a step up from a frozen one. Crust was average thickness and doughy. Cheese covered the pizza, but didn’t have much. Barely cooked through as the cheese was just melted enough. I’m really having a hard time describing this because of the lack of anything redeeming. You do get the two slices for $5 and a drink. It will fill you up, even if it’s not enjoyable. Hate to rip on them, but don’t want the other reviews to be deceiving. I don’t recall there being other lunch slice spots in the immediate vicinity, so this may be all you get Clarendon Hills.
