Brooklyn Express

Grease monster with no flavor. 4.50 for a slice that should be 1$

Was good football pizza until I found a hair on a slice.

Too much parsley for my taste. Strong cheese flavor. Basic football pizza.

6.8 on the Portnoy scale, but 8.4 on the Irmo, SC scale, so I’ll split the difference. Easily the best pizza in town though.

Individual slices for lunch are the way to go, they have a nice crispness and all the topping are very fresh. Whole pies lack some of the crispness, but are still a solid slice.

Feeling sexy

Not much to see here. Good for a pinch.

Good pie overall little greasy individual slices aren't as greasy as a whole pie.

Average at best crust, lots of grease, good cheese and sauce

Very floppy. Not bad, nothing special

The name says it all.

Two words: FLOP AND GREASE. Felt oiled up and guilty, so naturally it’s a 6.9.