Went here with @bigsirbry. I texted him my score and he later told me what he scored it (without looking at my score).
He gave it a 7.1 but he had a slice from a different, crunchier-looking pie.
Needless to say, the only fresh ingredient was the mozzarella—the Ronkonkoma flop was in full effect, and the slice had little cheese and was greasier than P-Diddy’s house.
It was as if mozzarella was put on a piece of toast, and as cringeworthy as listening to our buddy banging his foreign wife in the other room, hence the score.
Sadly, we will not be back here. That’s a review.
