Campania Coal-Fired Pizza

Alright Campania. Always a good looking pie. But like most coal fire pizzas for some reason it gets cold quick. I don’t know what it is. It’s like a wannabe John’s on Bleeker. It even looks a lot like John’s. The Squares are always on point. But for some reason the round just ain’t it. If you order from them, skip the round and go straight for the squares. And if you dare to order from them on the Super Bowl or Wrestlemania or a fucking Tuesday when the Yanks are playin the Sawx, don’t even think about serving this to your boys. They’ll be walking out of there very hungry and they’ll try to eat your dog on the way out.