The Dude abides. Everybody knows the rules. There ain’t no damn Frankie right now... I had this pizza at work. It saved me at 1:00am. That’s about the only positive. There was no Newport News flop. It’s hard to judge flop though, I think, on a small pizza, compared to a large. The pizza was too doughy. Bland cheese and sauce just taste like tomato paste. I got home from work and had the rest after a few drinks. I was going to give it a 4.9, but after eating the other half as drunk pizza, I’ll give it a 5.1
That’s a review.