Sooooooo….
It’s pretty much a thicker Mama Celeste.
Conveyor belt, heat lamp tasting dough drenched in butter.
Sauce flavor masked by the aforementioned butter dough coupled with a salty cheese.
That said, we’re here with a group of high school kids after a parade. This works for a big group, under 20, just need food crowd.
Service? No customer service here as it a buffet style restaurant. Just like the old days back in Roslindale, MA.
😳
Sooooooo this is Mama Celeste with a thicker, doughier, buttery crust.
Too bad there’s no beer here.
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> 9.0 = Travel out of state or 4+ hours for the pizza. This is World-Class Pizza!
> 8.0 = Travel 1 to 3 hours for the pizza. This is Local Legend Pizza
> 7.0 = Local pizza that is a go-to. Very good pizza.
> 6.0 = If you’re already there then you go for it. It’s not a bad pie but you’re not going out of your way for it.
< 5.9 = Worsening levels of MEH. Gas station heat lamp to school lunch lady pizza. You’ll feel the dead weight in you. Hard pass (pun intended).
Atmosphere and service adds/drops up to .5 points:
Add 0.0 for polite service
Add 0.1 for good service
Add 0.2 for great service
Add 0.3 for phenomenal service
Add 0.4 for legendary service
Add 0.5 for epic service that can only be done here
Subtract 0.1 to 0.5 for meh, distracted, bad, awful, and find another job, respectively.
