Extreme pedigree alert
Spoiler- previous reviews are complete nonsense. This is simply food that’s better than most garbage out there, however, nothing I reviewed today is travel worthy, or even good.
Eye test- undeniably good
Ratio- fine and who cares
Execution- baking is quite good, it’s just the ingredients, taste and texture are a giant nothing
Sauce- I’m biased towards sweet. This is saccharine sweet. Gross
Cheese- certainly more types of cheese than standard football. I’m a big fan of say, Beddia, which goes off the beaten path. This is 3-4 types of cheese that taste absolutely terrible. Has a funny, strong and rather vile flavor
Dough- tasteless. Perfect crisp and baked to perfection. So what
All that being said, I get why people like it. It’s dramatically different from standard neighborhood pizza. It is baked to perfection. Taste is just way off
Cheese steak review- not reflected in app score- 7.2
Better that the tourist traps. So far from John’s Roast Pork it’s a joke.
Meat has no taste, no fat and is dry. I like lean steak but ideally it would taste like something. Cheese and onions add nothing. Excellent roll
Famed wrestler George The Animal Steel said, “If you think I’m fake get in the ring with me.”
Wrestling IS fake.
So are endless reviews above nine for complete nonsense
Don’t get sucked in
