Pizza Review
I’m embarrassed to say I live in the same city as this pizza. The only reason it’s getting this high of a score is that they usually get the order right, and it’s not a chain. I’m trying to think of reasons I’d willingly order this pizza, and the only things that come to mind are forced suicide from a heart attack, you hate the people you’re ordering it for, or you need to feed your brat kid for a week, and you order them a large pepperoni pizza. I’d rather have a root canal than eat this pizza ever again.