Pizza Review
Alright east village pizza. This is your run around the lower east side stop in there for an over priced boring ass slice of pizza. Like it’s good. But holy shit I fell asleep eating it. If you ever wanted to knock yourself out go eat a plain slice from east village and go watch a bad comedy competition down the block at one of the clubs. I mean granted if it was a fresh pie, I’d be high on it. But 12 dollars for 2 slices and 2 cans of Diet Coke. Come on get out of here with that nonsense. Lower your prices ya selfish fucks.

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