The crust: Has a decent flavour but the undercarriage was abysmal. Flop city.
The cheese: Clobbered on and ends up turning into chewing gum. Just miserable quality.
The sauce: Not bad, a little sweet but against the colossal amount of cheese, you’re begging for more.
Everybody knows the rules, it’s a 4AM pizza joint and it sure tastes like one.