Yep! One bite Audinn knows the rules... What a fucking shit show. Where do I even start. As part of the APS district and attending AHS, i have been fed this slice since kindergarten as the school's choice of pizza. Every single fucking week I was forced to eat this shit at least once. How the FUCK do you manage to fuck it up this bad. This is fucking embarrassing. You need to either fucking fix your goddamn recipe or consider selling the business. I fucking pray for everyone involved with this pizzeria. Let me break it down for you. The amount grease in just ONE slice is equivalent of a can of motor oil, and tastes like it too. The undercarriage does not exist and if you hold the slice by the crust you are going to need a change of clothes. I fucking pray for you. The crust tastes like i'm eating a fucking dog biscuit dipped in jizz. The sauce ALSO seemingly tastes like a can of motor oil, and the cheese is FUCKING rubber. Tears shed because of this pizza throughout the 10 years of forced eating this shit: At least 50. Times vomited because of this: 4 (1 in first grade, 4th grade, 5th grade and 7th grade). How the fuck do you FUCK UP THIS BAD!!!! You are the FUCKING REASON I DREAD GOING TO SCHOOL EVERYDAY oh my god FUCK YOUUUU!!!!!! 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 FUCKKK YOUU!!!!!!!!! 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬. I just remember having the most shit day filled with exams and trying to find time to actually relax at lunch but this dogshit is on my plate. I cry every fucking time. I don't know who THE FUCK GILL IS but FUCK HIM, HIS FAMILY, AND HIS BLOODLINE. How the FUCK does it get this bad. AND THEY WONT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!!!!!! 10 YEARS AND IM STILL EATING THE SAME CUM SOCK OF A SLICE 🖕🖕🖕🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬. It doesn't get any worse than this. Please do NOT go here, do NOT support their business, do NOT eat their diarrhea on a plate. I don't AGREE with it, I don't SUPPORT it, i don't CONDONE it, it don't FUCKING LIKE it. In business for many years but not a SINGLE FUCKING GOOD REVIEW! How have they not DONE ANYTHING ABOUT IT!!! 🤬🤬🖕🖕. I'll pray for you, and pray for my school for thinking this is a good place to buy from. I just vomited in my mouth remembering the taste i'm not even joking. So fuck you, fuck your pizza, and fuck your life. 0.1 Is a certified AusJac and auDinnBRUH!u score, AUDINN OUT.
