Pizza Review
Giordano's pizza deserves its 7.1 rating, and let me tell you, it's not because I got lost in its cheesy labyrinth. First, the girth – Giordano's doesn't joke around when it comes to thickness. The crust is so substantial you might mistake it for a flotation device. This pizza could probably survive a shipwreck. The cheese situation is like a dairy lover's fantasy come true. It's gooey and abundant, almost like they have a secret cheese volcano in the kitchen. However, the sauce is the shy wallflower at this cheesy party; it could use a bit more seasoning. But be prepared for a time warp – Giordano's might make you feel like you've time-traveled due to its extended wait times. And it's not the most budget-friendly option, so your wallet might need a lifeline. In the end, Giordano's offers a girthy, cheesy, and slightly time-bending pizza experience. It's not your everyday slice, but when you're ready for a pizza adventure that'll tickle your taste buds and your funny bone, it's worth the visit.