Eye test - screams cheese abomination
Ratio - poor
Execution - iffy
Cheese - way too much. Middle school quality. Soft as a kitten, plain taste
Sauce - I see it, sort of. Can’t really taste any.
Dough - reasonable crunch, no taste at all
Neighborhood worthy - no
Travel worthy - no
Carl Orff said, “A mundane life is easily remedied by art.”
