Overall execution is fine, it just doesn’t taste like anything. Great balance of tasteless sauce and cheese. Crust is cooked to perfection and tastes like….wait for it….nothing. If you’re in the neighborhood it’s fine. Just be hungry. Great for kid’s birthday parties ages 5-11. Especially if you’re kids get Cs in school and you regret having average children doomed to divorce and a dead end job in future adult hood. Great for brain dead Giants and Cowboys fans. Eagles fans avoid. Score may not seem congruent with review but in fairness to the pie it’s not total crap, just tasteless.
