Greenville Avenue Pizza Company

PLAYED WITH SOMEONE ELSE'S SEX TOY.

I love their pizza. Best if eaten AT the place though

Nothing special

Thin crust, but bland; too salty and greasy, if anything, as there was zero sauce on this pie. There were also bouncers in the pizzeria (albeit extremely nice), but should’ve been warned of bad pizza when security stood there and when the logo of the place looked like it belonged in the XFL. Disclaimer, I was sober as I was DD’ing, but can imagine that a lot of drunk scores flood this page. That’s a review.

Bland sauce and tasteless cheese. Crust is below average. Waited 20mins for 1 slice and it didn’t live up to the wait. However ranch was fire.

Grease: 7.6 Flop: 9.1 Options: 9.4 Sauce: 8.7 Crust: 7.9 Overall: 8.2

Grease: 7.5 Flop: 6.3 Options: 75 Sauce: 9.2 Crust: 5.4 Overall: 7.6 I’m drunk so

Good undercarriage, pretty greasy

No flip, good crust. A bit greasy

Lots of grease! Cheap cheese. No flop. Crisp thin crust.

Good slice. Sauce is a little tangy. People hype it as a New York pie. It’s somewhat similar but still far from.

Damn good pizza, melt in your mouth cheese

No flop, crispy crunch. Could have been more greasy due to pepperoni. But I think Dave would be impressed for a Dallas pizza none the less.

Always solid always the latest open!

This is of course not the gold medal slice of cheese, but this is what was given. To begin, the toppings did not stick to the pizza at all meaning it was lacking cheese. Sauce was very good but lacking a little zip. All in all a good pie. That’s a review.

Great crisp! Sauce is good! Huge slice

I was highly disappointed with this pizza mostly because my brother (who thinks he’s David Portnoy Jr. and “knows” pizza) talked it up so much. It’s good not great and the sauce has a weird flavor to it almost pizza a spicy ravioli sauce it’s the only way I can explain it. I wouldn’t try it again if I was in the area and starving.

Pretty good clean flat pizza

Bad undercarriage. Very floppy and greasy also cold. ya... honestly don’t get the four cheese. Ever.

Gotta have that pizza crack