Heavenly Pies Pizza & Trattoria

About as appetizing as it looks. I keep trying to give this place a shot and continues to disappoint.

Ladies, gentlemen and fabulous followers... I'd like to welcome you all back to another installment of this weeks pizza review. This one brings you all the way down to Southern Highlands area. First glance, it looked ok but once you pick it up, definitely a cracker crust thinskie. Sauce and cheese were average at best and limited grease. The true bonus. I'd like to thank Boyd yet once again for not being here so guess where I'm heading back to? You guessed it, his mom's house. Gonna Netflix and chill for sure this afternoon. I'll bring the lollipops... Anyways, I'll see you all again next week! Stay tuned!!!

We’re are here at Heavenly Pies. Great slice. I liked the crust and the cheese was not oily. The sauce was a little average. The restaurant was clean and will definitely need to try the bbq pizza. I then left here and another heavenly pie at Craigs moms house

According to our matrix, 6.0-6.9 is defined as a “good” pizza. This was just that, good, unlike a score under 5.0 which is defined as garbage and trash, like Verl’s mother. Under 4.0 is defined as un edible, unlike Boyd’s mom who I’ve enjoyed many edible nights alone under the stars.

Review time! Heavenly pies...well it’s not heavenly but it’s not hellish either. Pizza is thin and has a good crisp. Not much grease either. But it just lacks in taste...like Boyd’s mom. The cheese and sauce are just meh...I want much more flavor out of my pie, like Craig’s mom’s box.

3.4 from a connoisseur