Heavenly Pies Pizza & Trattoria

About as appetizing as it looks. I keep trying to give this place a shot and continues to disappoint.

Ladies, gentlemen and fabulous followers... I'd like to welcome you all back to another installment of this weeks pizza review. This one brings you all the way down to Southern Highlands area. First glance, it looked ok but once you pick it up, definitely a cracker crust thinskie. Sauce and cheese were average at best and limited grease. The true bonus. I'd like to thank Boyd yet once again for not being here so guess where I'm heading back to? You guessed it, his mom's house. Gonna Netflix and chill for sure this afternoon. I'll bring the lollipops... Anyways, I'll see you all again next week! Stay tuned!!!

According to our matrix, 6.0-6.9 is defined as a “good” pizza. This was just that, good, unlike a score under 5.0 which is defined as garbage and trash, like Verl’s mother. Under 4.0 is defined as un edible, unlike Boyd’s mom who I’ve enjoyed many edible nights alone under the stars.

Review time! Heavenly pies...well it’s not heavenly but it’s not hellish either. Pizza is thin and has a good crisp. Not much grease either. But it just lacks in taste...like Boyd’s mom. The cheese and sauce are just meh...I want much more flavor out of my pie, like Craig’s mom’s box.

I live around the corner and I must eat here a few times a week. Best pizza in Las Vegas, and exactly the way Dave likes it. Thin, crunchy, good quality, a little greasy but absolutely delicious. Best pizza in Vegas

3.4 from a connoisseur