Joe's Pizza Buy the Slice

Fantastic greasy bar pizza

Doey, not great. Only get it if you get drunk at Kelly’s. Kelly’s is fucking awesome.

This tastes like your standard Chuck E Cheese slice. Not much to say beyond that

This is extremely basic pizza. Heard raves from the bar crowd so I got a slice of cheese. Upon hearing that they have honey to put on the pizza- I was instantly worried. How bad must your pizza be that you have honey at the checkout counter to put on the pizza? After smashing the slice, I learned this is nothing more than average bar pizza.

It’s good. It’s for sure not bad. Joe’s slices have gotten me out of a jam more times than I can count. It’s pretty basic stuff, hockey rink pizza and I’m never excited to eat it.

Classic drunk pizza

It's bad pizza. A notch above a hot and ready Little Caesars. Soggy, floppy, bad sauce, bad cheese, bad crust. And that's a review.

This is drunk pizza...plain and simple. It's tasteless to be honest but it's thick enough to soak up alcohol I guess?! Pretty bland and super floppy....3.3 for me on this one.

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