Joe's Pizza Buy the Slice

Doey, not great. Only get it if you get drunk at Kelly’s. Kelly’s is fucking awesome.

This tastes like your standard Chuck E Cheese slice. Not much to say beyond that

This is extremely basic pizza. Heard raves from the bar crowd so I got a slice of cheese. Upon hearing that they have honey to put on the pizza- I was instantly worried. How bad must your pizza be that you have honey at the checkout counter to put on the pizza? After smashing the slice, I learned this is nothing more than average bar pizza.

It’s good. It’s for sure not bad. Joe’s slices have gotten me out of a jam more times than I can count. It’s pretty basic stuff, hockey rink pizza and I’m never excited to eat it.

Classic drunk pizza

Great crust, magnificent cheese and sauce. If you don’t like this, it’s okay to go order your dominos. You have the pizza taste of a 15 yo you jabroni. That’s your review.

It's bad pizza. A notch above a hot and ready Little Caesars. Soggy, floppy, bad sauce, bad cheese, bad crust. And that's a review.

This is drunk pizza...plain and simple. It's tasteless to be honest but it's thick enough to soak up alcohol I guess?! Pretty bland and super floppy....3.3 for me on this one.

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