John's of Bleecker Street

First off, let us thank our BRAVEST AND FINEST for keeping us safe here following the helicopter crash in NYC. Our first responders are the best. Let me start by saying “Coal is King.” These pies are fueled by HIGH ENERGY US COAL from the hills of West Virginia. There our brave miners go deep into the ground, to extract this vital resource. To think the DEMOCRAPS want to ban this type of energy. There is a reason why your Pizza President is in favor of keeping our tireless miners and pizzamen at work and it shows in this pizza. Losers and haters like AOC WANT TO TAKE THE PIZZA AWAY FROM YOU. It is my pledge to keep quality pizza like this coming. While the FAILING Village Voice has done nothing but slam me in print,(which I wouldn’t line a birdcage with) they were accurate in placing John’s high in their list of old school pizza shops. This pizza wants to be great, but there were few consistent bites. A GREAT pizza has equal proportions of cheese, sauce and crust. All the same. All in ONE BITE. Back to the drawing board, John’s.