John's of Bleecker Street

The great John’s of Bleeker. Hyped up by the PorkBoy. Hyped up by Artie Lange. Hyped up by a little Chinese boy that lives next door. Finally got around to trying it and I have to be honest. Well worth the hype. It’s like a combination of every great pizza I ever had. It’s an old school pie, small slices, yes but they aren’t lite. Good distribution of cheese, great sauce. A perfect round pie. Might be the best round pie I ever had. And that’s saying a lot. If you live in that artsy farsty fucking area or your just NyU kid with a trust fund, and you are having ppl over at your loft or your dorm. There is no other place to order from then John’s of Bleeker. You get your guest John’s of Bleeker and Joes on Carmine, and i guarantee you that your artsy fartsy guest will be walking away saying “what a great evening for pizza!” In fact this place is being wasted on the artsy fartsy ppl but whatever. They can stick to pretending Vietnamese food is good.